Of Virtual Farms and Speaking to the Sky

This morning is the first time I can remember being alone and laughing out loud.

I was looking for an email address in my archives.  Deleting an email from Jim–any email, whether it’s a picture he sent me from his phone or a dental appointment reminder–remains unthinkable.

I knew there would be an email dated last February from the person whose address I sought.  I scrolled along and found an unadorned link Jim sent me last Valentine’s Day.

I clicked on it.  And laughed.

It opened to a sketch of a farmer, accompanied by the words: “One quality I’m not looking for in a partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm.”

Even now, Jim is gently poking fun at me.  Even now, as I try to stay afloat in the vale of tears, he can make me laugh.

I had just come inside from cleaning up after the dogs.  In addition to its other obvious sensory negatives, this chore involves a repetitive motion my spine simply should not be making.  I spoke to the sky as I did it: “Really, Jim?  You’re laughing at me, aren’t you?  Two beagles?  What were we thinking?”

If you were to survey one hundred people who know me as either my work self or my other self, and ask what cyber-game I am most likely to play, I’m guessing ninety-nine of them would pick “Mafia Wars.”  Not so.

Uncharacteristically, I’ve never partaken of an invitation to cyber-mayhem.  I did, however, find myself irresistibly drawn to cyber-farming.  Make fun if you will–and my husband did, always with a twinkle; but as Jim threatened to post as our daughter’s status update (having engineered a promise that he could write her next update if he let her use his smart phone to check her email): “To women of a certain age, Farmville is like crack.”

The good kind of crack, of course.

I had lunch with a friend the fall after Jim was diagnosed and told her about my obsessive rituals, harvesting my pretend crops and tending to my animals (which include a jackalope–a creature Jim, years ago, briefly convinced me actually existed out in Wyoming).

My friend Susan looked at me, tilting her head and very slightly narrowing her eyes in puzzlement tinged with concern just short of alarm.  All-in-all she did a remarkable job of outwardly holding her worries  for my mental health in check.

“And I’ve mastered cupcakes!”  I told her enthusiastically.

Fully realizing how demented I sounded as I waxed on about my cyber-farm to a non-initiate, I came to realize it was no coincidence that when we had arrived at the Lahey Clinic on that late June morning when the diagnosis came, other people in waiting areas unabashedly were harvesting their crops on hand-held devices while they waited for heaven-knows-what kind of news.

Once again, I understood it only as I tried to explain it to someone else: having had the world we knew lurch to a halt, everything on my virtual farm not only remained in place, unaltered, but predictable to a mathematical certainty: I could check in at any time and see precisely by what percentage my crops had moved towards becoming colorful, harvestable bounty.

There were never any unpleasant surprises, only degrees of pleasant surprises: my neighbor’s chicken coop might yield an egg with a golden gnome inside, or something a little less spectacular.  I might get no bonus at all–and, sure, I suppose my cyber-mares might have felt a little bit cheap after the wandering stallion left the stable after depositing only a few coins in his wake . . . but I’d never get a bad result.  My farm animals and trees wouldn’t grow sick or perish if I couldn’t tend to them in time.

In all avenues of life, Jim was fond of prompting me to take more risks, saying, “What’s the worst thing that can happen?”

In real-life we were living one of the worst things which could have happened.

What was the worst thing that could happen on my little farm?  I could wait too long to harvest my crops and they would turn brown and unceremoniously wither…..but they could be unwithered.  I had the power to restore them to perfect, blooming health.

(c) 2012 Stephanie M. Glennon

About Stephanie

In her spare time, Stephanie works full-time, and then some, as an attorney. She has published articles and delivered talks in arcane fields like evidentiary issues, jury instructions, expert witnesses, and forensic evidence. She also is an adjunct professor at a law school on the banks of the Charles and loves that dirty water, as she will always think of Boston as her home. You are welcome to take a look at her Facebook author page, or follow @SMartinGlennon on Twitter. All content on this blog, unless otherwise attributed, is (c) 2012-2016 by Stephanie M. Glennon and should not be reproduced (in any form other than re-blogging in accordance with Wordpress protocol and the numerous other wee buttons at the bottom of each post) without the express permission of the domain holder.
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5 Responses to Of Virtual Farms and Speaking to the Sky

  1. Barbara Ward says:

    Beautiful, Steph! Reading this post hit so many chords with me.

    1. I will never delete the emails from my sister that I had in my account when she was diagnosed (2000) — even — or especially — the mass “optimism” emails she forwarded I otherwise disdain. I have a folder in the account named “Kathy” that I see every day.

    2. There’s no such think as a jackalope? Admittedly, I am still not sure if Napoleon Dynamite’s “pretty much my favorite animal” — the liger (a cross between a lion and a tiger — really exists. My son told me it did, and I’ve never moved forward from there on this issue.

    3. The September I went to law school, everything was such a culture shock. I had been reading Martin Cruz Smith’s novel “Gorky Park” when I arrived, and every night that September before I went to sleep, I lost myself in Chief Investigator Arkady Renko’s triple murder investigation in Soviet-era Russia, and was comforted, gently and temporarily leaving my chilly, damp room at Dane Hall in Cambridge.

    And you’re still the most talented person I know, and now, one of my personal heroes in real life.

    xoxoxo,
    Barbara

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  2. Susan says:

    My look may have been one of puzzlement (read: alarm) at that lunch that seems 100 years, and many tears, ago. At the same time it all made perfect sense. What’s the worst that can happen in Farmville? There’s always the magic of being able to reverse the damage. Another fantastic blog post, Stephanie, and more so because I’m featured!

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