Shagging Flies on the Green Monster

(c) 2010 Dan Martin
Atop the Green Monster at Fenway

As one of my children said to the consternation of her fourth grade teacher, who innocently had asked a question about symbolism in a grade-appropriate novel about a dog, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”

“Shagging Flies on the Green Monster” isn’t a euphemism or allusion, although I think it could be made into some mighty interesting ones.  It’s a message entwined with a picture from the past: every so often, a certain social network treats me to a “memorable status update” from the cyber-world’s vast stocks.  One recurring such update was sent from my husband from atop the left field wall at Fenway Park: “Shagging Flies on the Green Monster.”

This is my husband: the smile, the boyish joy, the camera, the always-ready-to-go backpack, the work pants he did not have a chance to change before rushing down to Fenway from his office on a beautiful spring night . . . and one of the two beers. (My little brother claimed the other.  Or so he says.)

The way he inveigled the ticket also was classic Jim.  Through a complicated interstate series of events and exchanges and shipments, my big brother in Chicago learned that a college friend in Utah possessed two precious tickets to the top of the Green Monster, but neither that brother nor his friend could get to Boston.  It was decreed that one ticket would go to my little brother and the other was all mine.  I could use it myself . . . or I could give it to the Red Sox-loving son just outside Boston, or to my husband.  Indeed, I could bless whomever I wanted with it.

I grew up just outside Boston; I would not be short on takers or offers.  The power of that ticket was immense.

Jim may have been selfless, but even he had his limits.  Thus he gently lobbied me:  “You know, I’ve been around fifty years.  This could be my only chance.”

And he looked at me with those eyes, sometimes assuredly green and sometimes amber-flecked russet, and tilted his head with as much of a pleading smile as he could offer without laughing.  He may have taken a lesson from the irresistible faces our beagles are capable of making, cocking their heads and looking deeply at us, as if we were their entire worlds and possessed their bottomless love and devotion–whenever they simply want a t-r-e-a-t.

I could not help but relent, and told him it was going to be his Father’s Day present and he was lucky to have a wife who would give up such a treasure.

It was only weeks later when we heard his diagnosis.

I’m so very glad I gave in.

(c) 2012 Stephanie M. Glennon

Author: Stephanie

In her spare time, Stephanie works full-time, and then some, as an attorney. She has published articles and delivered talks in arcane fields like forensic evidentiary issues, jury instructions, and expert scientific witness preparation. She attended law school on the banks lso is an adjunct professor at a law school near the banks of the Charles River and loves that dirty water, as she will always think of Boston as her home. You are welcome to take a look at her Facebook author page, or follow @SMartinGlennon on Twitter and @schnitzelpond on Instagram. Bonus points for anyone who understands the Instagram handle. All content on this blog, unless otherwise attributed, is (c) 2012-2023 by Stephanie M. Glennon and should not be reproduced (in any form other than re-blogging in accordance with the wee Wordpress buttons at the bottom of each post) without the express permission of the domain holder.

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